barefootcunttessa:

If you’re ever feeling unappreciated, just remember that “Toxic” and “Oops I Did It Again” both peaked at number 9. Sometimes the world isn’t ready for greatness, but you’re still iconic.

babyferaligator:

why this bitch throwin butterflies in that bong

funke:

this subway crowded as fuck, thanos was right

homosociallyyours:

damianmcgintleman:

fearpact:

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

He sees what you have tweeted

He knows your Facebook likes

He heard that shit you did last month, and he says FUCKIN YIKES.

slimetony:

thatll-do:

slimetony:

if I see any love or affection on my dash you are blocked and banned from my local bowling alley. im friends with the manager

don’t you need some level of affection in order to be friends with said manager?

Trent, the manager of out local Bowland, owes me a lifedebt, after I rescued him from that machine that picks up the pins. It burdens him and if given the chance he would have me killed. Our bond serves me and me alone.

cleopatronising:

Lizzie McGuire and Isabella publicly humiliating Paulo and going on to perform What Dreams Are Made Of is the single most important event that ever happened within the walls of The Colosseum like literally name a bigger event. You can’t